Saturday, 13 April 2013

PIIIIIEEEES

Hey guys!  Arr yoos awll fiyne?!

Okays, so mummer is sittin wurkin andd me annd ma daddir is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORRED!!! 

I iz liyke, "c'mon alreeedy mummer, ees Saturrdaiy nigyht, c'mon we hitt da town, n havv a partty!?!?!" 

N she is awll liyke "No, shhhh Posie, I'z consenraytun!"  

So, I satt n lisstenned to herr tell dadder awll abowt theese pieez she be makiin n I'm liyyke OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!  

N she saiys too dadder, "So, thiz persun gets 8 owf tha pie, whiyle they onliiy get 4, butt twoo owf themm arr nutt gettin bits at awll!" 

N I was sittin fthinkkin, oooooh nummers pieee! N I said to mammer, "Erm mammer see iff yoo hass twoo peeple nott wantin pies, doez thatt meen I'z cann gett theirr bitzz?!?! PLEEES NUMMS, I LOVVE PIE, is eet SHTEEEEAAAAK!?!!?!"  

Mumm laffed at mee, showdd me tha lapptopp n sed, "Oh silliy Pozie, theiyrr nott reel pies, look:"

WHAT DA HECKK!?
WHERRS THA SHTEAK!?!?!

So, thatt iz tottarly nutt a pie MAMMER!!!!!!! I is compleetly nutt amyoosed nowws! N I'z awaiy upp to ma room to sulk!!! YEAH! heeheehee!

Anyhoo guys, pies orr no pies, ma mummer is shtill wurkin so I'zll speek to ya layters!

Love n likkers,

Pdorg xxoxxx

5 comments:

  1. OH POSIE.... HOW could your mummer Try to TRICK you in such a mean manner?? All that Talk about PIEZ and you thinkin STEAKpie.. Drool dribble Drip Drop Droooollll. AND then she says NO not that kind of pie at all. Sheeeeesh Peeps are soooooo mean and Confusing at times.

    BUTT SOON she will be all finished with the FAKE Pie Making stuffs and then you will have TONS of TIME with her. THAT will be superb.

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  2. Posie no that is not right. A pie is a pie. That is a frisbee. Yikes don't the peeps know anything. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Posie Dawg, that ain't no pie it's just a colored pic on the puter, no pie, no steak, and tell her now she has made us HUNGRY, thanks much!

    The Mad Scots

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  4. I haz consulted the internets my pal and I fink wot she haz there is Skittles or M N Ms....but is certunly not pie

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Dis iz wherez u can leeve me a warrm snuggie n I appressheeate dem all! Love hariey babery dorgi - Posie xox